As we gear up for the premier of Season 2 of The Fabulous Beekman Boys, we see that we’ve got our work cut out for us. In addition to planting the garden, making the cheese, running the store, and trying to keep PolkaSpot’s ego in check, we also have to compete with the likes of Charlie Sheen (!) in order to get people excited about March 22.
As trashy and as disparaging of American culture as it may seem, we have to be honest that we, too, are riveted by gossip and scandal.
Would we know who Kate Gosselin was had it not been for that messy divorce? Nope.
Ditto for Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and their sexual indiscretions CAUGHT ON TAPE!
After searching high and low in the Beekman to find skeletons anywhere other than the crypt, we are sad to report that we don’t have any tabloid-worthy scandals to take advantage of prior to premier (did we mention this was March 22 on Planet Green?)
This is why we need our loyal fans to not only tune in (on March 22 at 10:00pm and every Tuesday thereafter) but to help us create an official Beekman Boys scandal.
Here are a couple to help you get started:
Justin Bieber cannot actually sing. He lip-syncs to vocals previously recorded by Fabulous Beekman Boy Josh Kilmer-Purcell!!!
Oscar night shocker!! Natalie Portman reveals that Fabulous Beekman Boy Brent Ridge is the secret father of her unborn child!!!
Record your scandal in the comments section below. We’ll post our favorites on Facebook and Twitter. Keep it (relatively) clean. The Fabulous Beekman Boys is a PG rated show, after all! (and it premiers on Planet Green March 22 at 10:00pm).