Let’s talk about the baby goats we’ve featured in our latest goat tote. We normally just select one or two cute kids. This year, we decided to spotlight 38 of them (out of 100s – and it was still hard to choose). Many of you have wondered how Farmer John decides on their names. Well, he starts off with the first letter of the mom’s name and goes from there. He does this to keep track of their lineage. And also – it’s cute. This is Part 3 of a 6 part series. There’s a link at the bottom of the page for the other parts.

If your name is Hannah, Heather, Heidi, Herbie, Hi, Ho, Hulk, Honora or Hyaeinth then you have a baby goat named after you!

baby goat Hannah with ornate border


Hannah eats saltine crackers dipped in salsa.

baby goat Heather with ornate border


Heather uses self-deprecating humor as a defense mechanism.

baby goat Heidi with ornate border


Heidi once let her car’s inspection sticker go over the expiration date by eight months.

baby goat Herbie with ornate border


Herbie is the president of the Kristen Bell Fan Club.

baby goat Hi with ornate border


Hi can speak 9 languages. He is currently pursuing a Master’s Degree in Public Health.

baby goat Ho with ornate border


Ho can speak 10 languages. He always needs to one-up his brother, Hi.

baby goat Honora with ornate border


Honora wants to see more goats in the film industry.

baby goat Hulk with ornate border


Hulk is a lover, not a fighter.

baby goat Hyaeinth with ornate border


Hyaeinth, a pyromaniac, quickly deleted his Tinder profile upon the realization that it wasn’t what he thought it was.

by Heather Sadlemire

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Karen Parr

I just received Beekman 1802 products I ordred from HSN. Can you please tell me how you get goat milk in mass production without harming them, exploiting them or abusing them. I can’t info on it.