Have you ordered your seeds for spring yet? (You can get the seeds we grow in the Beekman 1802 Heirloom Garden
here.) Sometimes, in the dead of winter, gardeners need a little veggie porn. So if you’re feeling a little libidinous, we pulled together some of our favorite garden shots over the years. Enjoy in private :
This Chioggia beet is so sexy it’s making me dizzy.
Take it off. Take it all off.
The Pepperoncini and Amish Salad Tomato hang out on the sidelines of the vegetable orgy.
The Cosmic Carrot is basically the drag queen of the carrot world.
You know you want ’em.
Some people like it dirty.
A fan dance, just for you.
Under the covers.
Can we seduce you with a bouquet?
How about this one?
Are we making you blush?
Some people have a “type.” Others experiment with diversity. We like the latter.
Some folks like ’em plump and spicy.
Some people like ’em tall and skinny.
The color red isn’t just seductive on lips.
Looking up under the petticoats.
A little eye shadow can draw a suitor’s attention.
Whoa. Things are getting a little out of hand at this party.
It’s not the size of the cucumber that matters….
…It’s how you pickle it.
Feeling sexy is all in the head.
And sometimes several heads are sexier than one.
When it all goes right, you see fireworks.